Happy birthday to Wanisa Vah Yin Xing


During recess Yingting came over to the guys' table and asked for a lighter. Since I was sitting down, she bent over to ask me. As she bent over, Lenze was like,

"Wah. Chio."

I gave him the "WTF?" face.

Later Yingting came around again, and Lenze asked her, "Eh eh bend down again"

And I told him," WTF no is mine".

Kay we went over, Vanisa blew the candles twice and they started caking people.

For fuck's sake.

I got caked but not much. Enough to leave obvious brown stains on my uniform. Which is bad enough.

God bless the school administration for making recess 1 hour. The time we spent together wouldn't be half as fun if recess was only 30 minutes.

Hmm.

I wonder where the rest of the cake went. I think Ivan gobbled it up or something. But as far as I know the cake wasn't eaten, it was used to throw at people's face and clothes. Waste of food man. ~.~

After school Lynette C go and hump+push me. It was like having sex standing up. Wow I was so horny. And she has yet to even rape me. Which she promised to do soon. (:

Hohos.

I'm gonna play Chinese chess now. Bai.

DcF1337

Kewls

I bought a deck of Stingers not too long ago, and now THEY'RE TOTALLY SOLD OUT WORLDWIDE LOL.

Good thing I haven't opened it, they'll appreciate in value, because there won't be anymore first edition Stingers already. And when the price is really high, I might consider selling it.

Easy money.

;D

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Fried mee for lunch! Wooo!

Maybe I'll eat maggi later.

Oh and haf fun wif ur porn Ivan.

Bai.
DcF1337

Oohs.

I see something.

It's my.

Ass.

So sweet.

What the hell am I talking.

Where the hell am I anyway?

Who you?

no u

Some stuff happened that caused me to look at my Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book. It's old as shit. The whole thing is freaking brown. The day I bought it? 25 June 2003

And it seemed like I just bought it yesterday.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, I don't know which) it's the only Harry Potter book I have. I bought it for the sake of showing off LOL. Hey look I has this very thick book and it weighs almost a kilogram. I remember how much hype there was about how thick and heavy the freaking thing was.

I never got to read it properly, but I didn't see why I should. I haven't read any previous books. I did read a few paragraphs... but it's so damn draggy I can fall asleep.

And I'll probably never read it. I've somehow, grown out of fiction or something. I've gotten sick of fiction, it just doesn't appeal to me anymore. The books I read now are all non-fiction: self-improvement, sciences, psychology, etc.

No, I'm not trying to say "Oh, I am so smart and intelligent. I am so freaking learned." I'm just trying to emphasize on how much I've grown out of fiction.

Wouldn't mind watching the movie though. But I have yet to even watch Order of the Phoenix. Holy crap.

When all else fails, turn to torrents.

kthxbai.

DcF1337

PS. Sakura = manizer

I miss Sakura-chan.

She hardly goes online, and even when she does, she suddenly goes offline, when I'm anticipating to talk about so much more.

Not forgetting that I hardly ever see her in real life, ever.

It's almost as if she's slowly fading away, from my life.

:(

Plenty of DotA today.

Lost all games but one. But even then it's only because I switched heroes with the opposite team, the better team, that's why we won. Otherwise I'd lose. But I love Rikimaru nevertheless. He suits my style. I should use it more often.

Wanted to finish homework yesterday night but I still haven't touched it yet. Oh well.

I'm pretty disgusted how people act all friendly, loving and caring, just before they ask for a favour. Fucking disgusting. But don't worry, I'm not talking about you Ivan; I don't have any problems burning for you 4 gigs of porn. Actually I already burnt it. Have fun watching it, don't let your sister see~!

I should do something intellectual. Too much DotA has made my mind lazy. I can feel my brain idling.

Hmm, if you're very free, go to To Tin Fung's blog and check out the tagboard.

Yes, I'm very mean, but only because I'm trying to make a statement.

Observe how he keeps supporting his ridiculous claims with even more ridiculous claims, and when he's run out of ideas he just hurls insults at me and expects me to obediently listen to him.

Talk about mature.

DcF1337

I'm lifting you up
I'm letting you down
I'm dancing til dawn
I'm fooling around
I'm not giving up
I'm making your love
This city's made us crazy and we must get out

I find the beauty of life, even in sadness, desperation and oppression.

Usually when I reach home I straight away rush for the food. Chiong ah! Heat up the food and eat eat eat eat. If still hungry, eat more.

But now, it's chionging for the toilet. I shit at the weirdest times now. And that's cause and effect of my weird eating pattern. I now have a much smaller appetite and don't desire for food as much. I don't eat at my regular times, and I feel hungry at the weirdest times, like, just when I'm about to sleep.

When you're not happy with something, what do you do? If you can't get rid of it completely, you'll try to change it right. So you change it. And you're happy.

Or are you? If after awhile you're sick of it again, the problem isn't that thing you don't like. The problem is you. We often think problems are caused by external factors when really many of them are from within. Whether you're satisfied about something relies mainly on how much you want to be satisfied. If you're not happy, you won't be happy about not being happy, and feel worse and worse and worse and...

I learnt that Mannan has amazing charm. He can put a smile on any girl's face. I saw him and Yu Ting talking. They were sitting next to each other. Talking softly. Occasionally leaning closer towards each other. Very, very close. Sometimes whispering. And always smiling.

*Jealous*

I need to learn from him.

Oh, and, To Tin Fung a.k.a Nitrixflare claims he's not a human. Which only supports my theory that he's a rare breed of rhinoceros.




See this? Yes, it's Tin Fung's father. Now we all know who taught him to go around causing stampedes and earthquakes.

Good day.
DcF1337

Oh hi.

Firstly I apologise for the lack of updates. I'm banned from the computer on weekdays, and last 2 days my mother took leave, so I couldn't use the computer at all. And although she's rarely at home, I'll probably update a lot less often from now on. I should concentrate more on my studies.

So far, life's been pretty dull, excluding the occasional gaying with friends. Girls are a wonder (as usual) and are beautifully amazingly fascinating. I love girls. And I love the orgasm from having sex with girls even more.

And, life's good, so far. Yes, not very eventful, but good nevertheless. And I realise I love reading. Be it ingredients on a bottle of Coke or a school textbook, I like to just read whatever I can lay my hands on. It's a great boredom killer if you have nothing else to do.

But.... something traumatising that happened. Kenny did something obscene today. In front of me. Fuck. I feel so fucked now.

-_____________-

Ah. The pain.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Sydney is wet, and so am I.

DcF1337